February 2012
I'd love to have Terry Richardson's job.
It would be awesome to get paid thousands for taking photos basically anyone who’s nosey could take. And who wouldn’t want the opportunity to photograph sexy models only to force sexual promiscuity upon them?! #LivinTheLife
paperchainlinks asked: I haven't been following you for terribly long, so this might be a stupid question, but do you speak french fluently? or are you studying it, I'm of course, referencing your tumblr url
Omg lmfaooo *dead* →
SOMEONE took my old original tumblr URL and look what they made the blog title lmfaooo omg
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calanmalik:
How many times y’all gon’ tell me y’all don’t smoke weed, y’all don’t drink alcohol, and y’all are virgins
um
do you want a cookie?
too bad. i ate all the cookies while i was high, bitch.
BleGhhhh
So tonight it was all cloudy and rainy while I was working but I left with about $52 which isn’t bad. With the amount of hours I worked it’s like I got paid $11 per hour.
There was this really cool road I never drove on that has all these great hills and fields by rich neighborhoods where people have like an acre of land haha. I wanna go back to take pictures. But when I was around...
doobiefry:
What if becoming a stripper was like becoming a werewolf and every month at the full moon you panick because your hips start to rotate and you can’t stop yourself from rubbing your ass against a floor lamp and so you have to scream at everyone to stay away because you are dangerous and will be forced by your were-body to give them lapdances.
oh my GOD
foudre:
is pinterest just tumblr for middle-aged white ladies/christian teens?